Monday, August 14, 2006

IMS

I've been diagnosed with something awful. Something that causes me to act badly and say things I do not mean. Dr. Hubby (Not a real doctor, he just plays one on TV), has diagnosed me with IMS or Irritable Mom Syndrome. Irritable Mom Syndrome symptoms include yelling for no reason, flying off the handle, saying things you don't mean, biting off of heads and chewing them up and spitting them back out and then making your husband clean up the mess. Also, include losing temper and losing mind simultaneously while trying to maintain some semblance of normality. Side effects include slamming doors, tears, blowing of the nose and feelings of regret for mean things said.

Only known cures are long hours away fromanyone and everyone, girl's nights out, copious amounts of alcohol or massage.

Anyone else been diagnosed with IMS?

1 comment:

Nik said...

Oh I totally have that. Maybe we can seek treatment together at the Miller Light Institute for Mental Heath.