Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn)
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; however, they could not inform parents when a student became
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap and was awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion;
He is survived by two step-brothers, My Rights and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still know him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.