Friday, April 29, 2005

Spam Search

First with the Spam samples (why does that sound dirty?) Just a few of the subject lines from my Spam Filter today.

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And a sampling of my search strings: Crazies in the House

"me topless" Okay, I can kind of understand "you topless" but "me topless" what is one trying to find here? Self exploration taken to a new level.

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"dating single shooters" Okay, maybe this makes sense.

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