Spam Search

First with the Spam samples (why does that sound dirty?) Just a few of the subject lines from my Spam Filter today.

Penis Pills: Vimax Penis Enlargement Pills (Um, I hate to break this to you, but, I don't have a penis. Maybe that's why you want to make it larger?)

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Get a 1500 Cash Advance in just 60 seconds (I'm so popular, they want to give me more money)

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Play Poker like a Superstar (How exactly does a Superstar play poker. Is that like, "Be Ben Affleck"?)

Smart Spin handles all your small storage (What about my big storage?)


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And a sampling of my search strings: Crazies in the House

"me topless" Okay, I can kind of understand "you topless" but "me topless" what is one trying to find here? Self exploration taken to a new level.

"on the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. one day, the two were" I kid you not.

"dating single shooters" Okay, maybe this makes sense.

"super nanny topless sexy" Okay, if you say so.