"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by human hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything. Rather, he himself gives everyone life and breath and everything else...God did this so that they would seek him and perhaps reach out for him and find him, though he is not far from any one of us. For in him we live and move and have our being." ~Acts 17:24-28
Monday, October 18, 2004
Needing love...
Is there anybody out there? I've seen this on a couple other people's sites so I'm stealing it. Someone, anyone, cheer me up. Tell me a joke or something. Thanks in advance.
Okay, I'll play. This is one of my favorite jokes, even though it's corny.
Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
You go down to the lake and drill a hole in the ice. Then you line the hole all the way around with peas. Then run and hide. When the polar bear comes down to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. (You may need to read it outloud - it's punny :)
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Okay, I'll play. This is one of my favorite jokes, even though it's corny.
Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
You go down to the lake and drill a hole in the ice. Then you line the hole all the way around with peas. Then run and hide. When the polar bear comes down to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. (You may need to read it outloud - it's punny :)
Here is the worlds corniest joke:
What do you call a child who just won't stop?
A toddler.
-Amy. http://www.modernprincess.com
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